When I grow up

I got a booter yesterday. A good squishy, slurpy, wet and nasty one. It felt really good, really like spring.
But, when I woke up this morning there was mud between my painted toes, and earrings stuck to my cheeks, a necklace choking me, and mascara all over my face. I wondered if perhaps this was an indication of something.
Do I sleep enough?
Do I drink too much?
Am I losing it?
Meh.
I'll worry about it when I'm grownup... in 2 weeks...oh dear.