F.O.L.S.

Attention: There is a new, rare condition that Health Canada has just made known to the public. Fear Of Lice Syndrome (FOLS) affects 7 in 8 inner city children's club leaders.
Symptoms include: incessant scratching of one's head, arms, neck, face, and arms; irritability when young children touch, brush, or rub against one's hair; severe suspicion of dandruff and other hair debris; screaming and fits of rage.
If you or someone you know suffers from FOLS please be sure to wash your hair immediately with lice shampoo.
You can never be too safe when it comes to a lice scare.