The Double Lane Dillema
There are a few things God gave us to test our patience:
1. Babies.
2. Physics formulae.
3. Saran wrap.
4. Dial-up Internet.
5. Telephone banking.
6. Commercials.
7. Grocery store checkouts.
8. Tight cowboy boots.
9. Toilets at gas stations in the middle of nowhere that won't flush.
10. Snow
... and the list goes on.
On that list however is not Double Lanes. Double lanes were made only so that a person with a lot of time on his/her hands could drive at his/her leisure ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE of the road.
The rest of us have places to go, lives to live, jobs to do SO MOVE TO THE BLOODY RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE ROAD! Please!
Is that really too much to ask?
There are even bloody signs to remind you in case you forget.
If this has struck a chord you might enjoy: http://thefunnybone.com/slower/slower.shtml
posted by Louise Buhler @ 6:55 p.m.
1 Comments:
I have never successfully removed a piece of saran wrap from its packaging. Usually I spend several minutes untangling the plastic before I can use it.
I cannot help but conclude the "easy to use" serrated edge to be one the greatest hoaxes ever visited upon humankind.
Nice list.
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