Never put what on a puppy?

Seth and I learned a very important lesson on Tuesday...it was a total shocker to us both, and nearly cost us Sally.
As many (both?) of you who read this know, I am a passionate accessorizor. Narturally I assume that every other creature God created is as zealous for glam as I. Unfortunately, not all are created equally, in fact God made some creatures accessory challenged. For some unlucky beasts, too many accessories could actually lead (like all good things) to death.
Though a tiny German Shepherd neck looks like a perfect and inviting display case for a chic leather bracelet DO NOT BE FOOLED. Bracelets choke puppies! Who knew?
Not to mention what goes on easily, does not necessarily come off easily.
However, thanks to the bravery of a puppy named Sally and the ninja dexterity of a quick thinking brother named Mark, Seth and Aunty Woop learned a valuable lesson about what not to wear - for dogs.

Aunty Woop: Seth, what should we never put on a puppy?
Seth: Bwathlet!
Aunty Woop and Seth: Hooray!

Moral: God made bracelets so girls could look cute - not puppies; he made puppies cute enough as is.